Coffee Table Debut: Your Dog Before the Coffee

The coffee table's already yours. Give your dog a seat on it.

The Problem

You just moved in. Boxes are half-unpacked, the walls are still bare, and the coffee table -- the thing everyone sees first -- has nothing on it that says this is your home. Meanwhile your dog or cat has been living rent-free in your phone's camera roll for months, doing absolutely nothing for the space you're building.

The Fix

Upload one photo of your pet. We turn it into a warm, custom illustrated portrait -- made by AI from your actual photo -- and print it on a cork-backed coaster your coffee mug was going to sit on anyway. It's not another box to unpack. It's the first thing that makes the new place feel like yours.

Why It Works

Made from your real pet's photo -- not a generic paw-print design, an illustrated likeness of the actual animal snoring on your couch right now
It does a job every single day -- your coffee, your tea, your morning glass of water all need somewhere to land; now that somewhere has your dog's face on it
Built for daily use, not a shelf -- heat- and moisture-resistant cork back, wipes clean, made to survive real mornings
Pick your shape -- 3.75" square or 4" round, so it fits the table you've got or the set you're building
Free US shipping, 1-2 weeks -- order it during the unpacking chaos, it shows up before the walls are even painted

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real drawing of my pet, or a filter? It's a custom illustrated portrait generated by AI from the photo you upload -- your pet, reimagined in an illustrated style, not a photo filter and not hand-drawn.

What if I want more than one shape or more than one pet? Order a few in different shapes to build out a matching set for your table -- square, round, or a mix, each made from its own uploaded photo.

How long until it ships, and what does shipping cost? Shipping is free within the US, with delivery in 1-2 weeks from when you order, since each coaster is made to order from your photo.