Most Wanted: Your Dog's Mugshot Coaster — Square or Round

Booked, mugged, and finally useful for something: a coaster your coffee actually deserves.

Every pet owner has the same problem: a phone full of 4,000 photos of their dog and not one single thing on the table that shows it. The coasters are plain. The portrait on the wall (if there is one) is some generic, stiff-looking thing nobody actually looks at twice. Meanwhile the real personality — the one who begs at the counter, steals socks, and has clearly done something to deserve a height chart behind them — never makes it into the room.

The Most Wanted Pet Coaster fixes that. Upload your dog or cat's photo and we turn it into a full police-style mugshot: height chart, little board in their paws, the whole booking-photo treatment — custom illustrated from your actual pet by AI, then printed on a real cork-backed coaster that lives on your coffee table for good.

Why it works

Custom illustrated from your own photo, AI-illustrated start to finish — this is your specific dog or cat under arrest, not a stock mugshot with a random pet slapped on.
Two shapes, same dog — 3.75" square for the kitchen counter, 4" round for the side table. Order a few of each and mix the shapes across the house.
Actually protects your furniture — heat- and moisture-resistant cork back, wipes clean after every mug, glass, and inevitable spill.
Made to order just for you, printed after you upload your photo — not a mass-produced design.
Free US shipping, 1-2 weeks — no surprise fees at checkout, no rush-shipping upsell.

Honest FAQ

Is this a real photo of my pet, hand-drawn, or what? It's AI-illustrated from the photo you upload — our system generates a custom mugshot-style portrait of your actual pet, then we print it on cork. No human artist paints it; that's how we keep it affordable and fast.

What kind of photo should I upload? A clear, well-lit shot of your pet's face works best — front-facing, good lighting, not too blurry. You'll get to preview the illustrated version before it goes to print.

What if I order the wrong shape, or it just doesn't work out? Each coaster is made to order once you approve your pet's photo, so shape and design are locked in before it prints. If something arrives damaged or wrong, reach out and we'll make it right.