Crimes: one (1) destroyed cushion, several (unconfirmed) missing socks, and repeated failure to stay off the counter.
Picture it: your dog, front and center, mugshot-style — height chart behind them, little placard in their paws, staring down the camera like they've done this before (they have). Now picture that same look staring back at you every morning from your coffee table.
The problem with "custom pet portraits" right now
Open any Etsy shop selling this stuff and you'll notice something: nobody says how the art actually gets made. You upload a photo, wait, and get back... something. Was it drawn? Generated? Traced? Most sellers won't say, because "AI" still spooks people who've been burned by sketchy filters that mangle a dog's face into something unrecognizable.
We're not doing that. We'll tell you exactly what you're getting, because you deserve to know before you pay for it.
The fix: your dog's mugshot, made honestly
We take the photo you already have on your phone and turn it into a warm, illustrated "Most Wanted" portrait using AI — plainly and upfront, no hedging. Then we print it on a coaster your coffee table actually needs. Heat-resistant, wipes clean, holds up to daily use. Not a decoration you're afraid to touch — a coaster that happens to have your dog's rap sheet on it.
Why pet parents keep one (or five) on the table:
- Every mug ring is a small crime scene — this coaster does the job a plain cork one does, except it makes you laugh every time you set your coffee down.
- You know exactly what you're getting — AI-illustrated from your own photo, said plainly, not buried in an FAQ nobody reads.
- Built for actual use, not a shelf — 3.75" square or 4" round, cork-backed, heat- and moisture-resistant, wipes clean.
- One photo, real turnaround — made to order from the picture you already have, delivered in 1-2 weeks.
- Free US shipping — the $24.99 price is what you pay, full stop.
"Most Wanted" isn't the only lineup
Same process, different vibe: Gargoyle, Renaissance Saint, Employee of the Month, Ghost of the Couch, a tender Still Here memorial for a pet you've lost, or the plain Classic portrait if you just want something warm with no joke attached. Pick the one that fits your dog's personality on the order page.
Straight Answers
Is this hand-painted or hand-drawn? No — it's AI-illustrated from the photo you upload. We say this plainly because we think you should know exactly what you're paying for, not guess.
What if my dog's photo isn't perfectly lit or posed? Send what you've got. A clear, front-facing shot of your pet's face works best, but this isn't a professional photoshoot — it's your dog, as they actually look on your phone.
What if I don't love how it turns out? Every coaster is made to order from your specific photo, so check your preview carefully before it goes to print. Reach out if something's genuinely wrong with your order and we'll make it right.
Book Your Dog's Mugshot
Upload the photo. Pick "Most Wanted." Get a coaster that finally puts your dog's crimes on public record — $24.99, free US shipping, at yomachichi.com.