Most Wanted Mugshot Coaster — She Already Runs the Coffee Table

The crimes were minor. The conviction is permanent — and now it's holding your coffee mug.

The Problem

She already runs the coffee table. Knocks the remote off it, naps in the fruit bowl, treats every coaster you own like it's optional. You've made peace with it. But right now, there's zero physical evidence of her reign anywhere in the room — just a table full of plain cork circles that could belong to anyone's living room.

The Fix

The Most Wanted Pet Coaster turns your own photo of her into a full police-style mugshot — height chart behind her, little board in her paws, the whole booking-room treatment — AI-illustrated from your photo and printed onto a real, durable cork-backed coaster. It's not a joke you have to explain. One look and anyone who's ever lived with a cat gets it instantly.

Set your coffee cup down on the evidence. It's official now.

Why It Works

It's actually her. Upload your own photo and our AI turns your specific cat or dog into the Most Wanted scene — not a generic clip-art pet, hers.
Built for daily use, not a shelf. Heat- and moisture-resistant cork back, wipes clean — this holds real mugs, every day, not just for show.
Two sizes to fit your table. 3.75" square or 4" round — pick what matches the set you've already got.
Free US shipping, 1-2 weeks. Made to order once you upload her photo — no rush fee, no upsell to get it moving.
Build the full lineup. Order a few in different shapes — or one per pet — and the whole household's rap sheet is on the table.

Honest FAQ

Is this actually a photo of my pet, or some generic template? It's her. You upload your own photo and our AI illustrates a custom Most Wanted portrait based on that specific photo — not a stock cat, not a filter.

How long until it arrives? 1-2 weeks, made to order, with free shipping anywhere in the US.

What if I don't want the joke version — just a normal portrait of my pet? Totally fine — the Classic scene gives you the same warm illustrated portrait with no mugshot, no gag, just her. Pick whichever scene fits your table.